Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted.

Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.

All our knowledge merely helps us to die a more painful death than animals that know nothing.

All our knowledge merely helps us to die a more painful death than animals that know nothing.

Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.

Sailors ought never to go to church. They ought to go to hell, where it is much more comfortable.

Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?

All our knowledge merely helps us to die a more painful death than animals that know nothing.

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.

Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students!

I consider, that you commit an error. I can defend the position.


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The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.

The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.

A picture is worth a thousand words (which is why it takes a thousand times longer to load...)

Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.

The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with.

True. When your hammer is C++, everything begins to look like a thumb.

If people can judge me on the company I keep, they would judge me with keeping really good company with Laura.

The Bible was a consolation to a fellow alone in the old cell. The lovely thin paper with a bit of matress stuffing in it, if you could get a match, was as good a smoke as I ever tasted.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.